Capping It
Off

What's there not to adore about this cap? It's so capriciously fun, funky and flirty, a three-in-one package, something that's not hard to like in my multi-tasking world. Of course, it's faux fur, a very good thing because you don't want PETA after you. Who needs that when the planet already has more than its share of groups that will be offended by just about anything you wear? You could wear cotton underwear made in China, but there are groups who are displeased with the work practices in that country. Ditto leather shoes. Really the only safe attire to don these days is something you made or vintage clothes like Alicia Silverstone. But I don't advocate going naked only because it can get mighty cold out out there, and that's bound to make another organization unhappy. Be better to be warm in a cap like this, which at the very least will win you fans everywhere you go. I especially advocate wearing it while you stand in grocery-store lines during this holiday season. It might get you to the cash register quicker. What do you think? Do you get special treatment when you wear a hat?